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Dean

Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.
I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night
by Foxtailbuttplug November 19, 2022
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Dean

Very epic at Minecraft, swears too fucking much, has a 73 inch penis, hates simps, especially people named Krish, respected
Krish: Hey, that guy beat me in Minecraft 8000 times and called me a simp
Andre: That's such a Dean move
by Pander142 November 9, 2020
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Dean

Most handsome guy in Southern Africa. Cold and intimidating on the outside but soft inside and will love you to death. Possesses a big dick and will treat you right
Eveyone needs a Dean in their friend group
by crunkboyOLLES November 22, 2021
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Dean

Also known as Kdian, he have very small eyes and a small penis. Is in an abusive relationship but we don't talk about that.
I like Dean but as a friend.
by SomerandomRetard69 September 6, 2020
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the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 1, 2010
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Luke Dean

People called 'Luke Dean' typically have a really girthy cock, the issue is they tend to trip over the third leg...
wow Luke Dean loves xmas soup from Greggs!!
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Chaz Dean

Slang for ejaculate. Past tense- Chaz Deaned
I'm gonna Chaz Dean on her face.
by Bodyparts April 24, 2018
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