The Colbert

A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.

When I got married I did The Colbert.

I did The Colbert last night!

Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.

by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

p cubed

p cubed is code for getting high. see p^3 for further information and the origin of the term.

dude i toally got p cubed last night!

by Lidds February 4, 2007

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

cube skimming

walking too close to the outside of cubes so when you try to leave your cube, you bump into each other.

"dude, wtf..stop cube skimming!"

by julieisms May 15, 2005

cuberboober

1. It is the leading cause of death in american teenagers

2. A very offensive term used to describe a raging homo with down syndrome

Hey dude check out that cuberboober! He is drinking from the toilet!

by dbvkjbcvxxcbzncbcbxk;bk March 4, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010