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Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.
by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023
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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
mugGet the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug.

Crystal

For someone to be named Crystal is amazing. They can be so generous and genuine. All they think about is trying to make someone else happy. They get up and try to help you fix your problem even if you don’t ask. They joke a lot and whenever you’re around a Crystal you automatically see sunshine! Their personalities are beautiful and soul taking. Get you a Crystal! Please do not take advantage of one tho! You don’t even know how they’ll teach you a lesson!
Crystal? She’s freaking funny!!!
by Backthefuture November 22, 2021
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crystal proxy

Crystal Proxy is a Growtopia cheat that will actually make you enjoy playing Growtopia. It's well suited for hosters and other illegal players who want an advantage without risking their account.
thank allah i got crystal proxy not some other overpriced cockproxy smh, .gg/crproxy
by crproxy January 5, 2023
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Crystal

She’s Humble, Loving, & spontaneous. Crystal is Loyal and caring. She isn’t afraid to give up everything for her loved ones. You can do her wrong many times and she will always be there for you helping you out in return. Her {Eyes} are mesmerizing honey and turn hazel at times you can easily get lost in them and fall in love. Surely {Unforgettable}. She is beautiful, stunning, kind girl that could make anyone in the world feel happy to just be around her. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun Nature. Easy to fall in love with. Super chill and the best to have a fun time with. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. Once she gets feelings for someone, she won’t stop thinking about them. She is usually quiet and shy, but around her friends she’s outgoing. When you compliment her, she’s always flattered, but doesn’t see it in herself. She is a great friend, and even better girlfriend, who will give a guy all the time in the world. If you have her never let her go. She has a passion for music and art and is in fact brilliant, though she may not show it. If you and Crystal are friends, you can trust her because she will not betray you. She has a guilty conscious, so she will try to keep everyone happy. She likes holding hands, and cuddles. Her fashion sense is unique, like her personality. Her faults are overthinking and being clumsy. Don’t betray the trust of her, though. If you have a Crystal, you are set!
“Aw really I love Crystal, she’s the best
“I wish I had friends like her”
“wow, you’re a lucky man!”
“I wish I was dating a Crystal”
by Crystallinebee November 23, 2021
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crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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