purple crusty eye

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)

argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010

Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty

MCRD (Short For Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty) Means Something That Is Expressing More Dirty And Unhygienic . This Slang Phrase Or Word Comes From People Who Are Part Of Funny Stuff On Social Media. MCRD Is Expected To Be Funny To Some People But The Rhymes Are The Job.

"you see this quite old innit yeah"

"of course bro its Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty"
"Hahahahhaha this joke never ends"

by Bleddy Drills January 11, 2021

Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by King2011 October 29, 2011

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

crusty dusty dinosaur

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u r crusty dusty dinosaur

by EMILY IS A HOE June 28, 2019

Dusty Crusty Camel toe

Just as bad as a normal camel toe, however in this case it is dry and crusty

James: Josh Fuck Off
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe

by Corona2020 October 07, 2020

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017