Credmaxxing

applying for credit, turning it into cash, not paying it back, then ignoring phone calls and letters for seven years until you can do it again.

them: "bro you've been in Thailand banging chicks for the past 4 years with no job, how do you do that?"
me: "credmaxxing"

by chriscastro July 26, 2024

Credibility

You're presupposing that the non-dei people are working harder.

Hym "Your credibility is literally the only you care about. You literally have hours of lectures devoted to how important it is to you. This wasn't about you initially and when it became about you, you cried like a little bitch and tried to kill yourself. And then you came back, realized I wasn't dead, and the cried some more. This isn't some moral calculus your doing here. This isn't your virtue being punished. This isn't you defending the zeitgeist. This is you taking revenge on a dissident in the form of his own self-described Truman-Show esque hell. Except IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING. So you're helping them cover it up. That's all this is. And you railing against the institutions is your own hypocrisy manifest."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

credibilizes

To assert one’s credibility

The politician credibilizes his authority over the blue collar workers.

by Jones’sWords September 26, 2023

credit whore

a person in scarlet skies who pushes every teammate to drop all of their credits to them during war.

A: GIVE ME ALL YOUR CREDITS FOR ICBM!
B: Damn, that guy's a credit whore.

by wostard October 28, 2023

credatious

It means that something is both credible and incredible

Those are some credatious tits

by Credatious November 7, 2023

Creddy

The way to say that’s a good idea, thought to have came from credible and then moved from there.

Actually that’s a creddy idea!

by Nadovraj December 27, 2023

Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.

Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.

by Silvershades November 14, 2023