cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 14, 2020
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Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020
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Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.
by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020
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Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.
Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest
by GoGoDaddy69 July 17, 2017
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creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.
Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!
by Stormin Norman October 01, 2015
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Cream Show

When working in the bush at piece rate the land is easy to traverse and make money from. Term commonly used in Canada for logging, tree planting, and geophysical data collection.
The Pas was an absolute cream show contract, I made so much money and I was home for Christmas.
by extylerma March 10, 2023
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