shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

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if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

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Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.

It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?

by DZNuts March 30, 2015

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Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

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