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Rofl Cone

A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
by nickf&hismom May 2, 2011
mugGet the Rofl Conemug.

cone approves

When cone approves, you know that you've done something right. It's like the mark of a good joke or a good person, and you should feel honoured if cone dares to write (cone approves) next to your name.
Cone approved me yesterday! I felt like, awesome!

You got cone approves? That's incredible!
by Aireies June 15, 2017
mugGet the cone approvesmug.

icecream cone cunt

by Bucket of rocks May 30, 2023
mugGet the icecream cone cuntmug.

Quthi Cone

A traffic cone that you adopt and take from the cold dark world, you then give it shelter, food, a blanket, and a name, in this case “Quthi” you then traumatize the cone indirectly through other scandalous and PG13 activities. Introduce your Quthi Cone then to different vices like drugs and alcohol, at this point it is possible your quthi cone may start to “run the streets on these hoes” in other words the Cone May exhibit signs of pimping other cones, however do not stress the technique it is all normal in the life of a Quthi cone, leave to Queens or manhattan often and leave the Quthi Cone to its own devices with your racist roomate , Quthi Cone is a movement for all cones alll sizes and all colors . Live on Quthi Cone, but for now go straight to sleep.
Quthi Cone!

“Yes?”

go to sleep

*goes straight to sleep.
by Quthi Cone June 20, 2020
mugGet the Quthi Conemug.

Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
mugGet the Traffic Conemug.

bottom built cone

biggest insult to fat people.
bottom built means your vertically and horizontally fat and stink deeply.
the cone part makes it more of an insult bc yur addicted to food.
"shut up you zogulam bottom built cone"
"what does that even mean"
"it means you're fat asf and needs a rehab for your fat ass addiction to food."
by N3SSUN0 January 21, 2024
mugGet the bottom built conemug.

Cone

A type of material where you become traffic. Everyone needs life support in every use. Help someone when getting hit by a cone.
I have been hit by a cone and I need life support.
by Osjdmxxm June 30, 2018
mugGet the Conemug.

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