Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).

Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

Colton

Colton,the most funnest, cutest, kind, sweet person you will ever meet. His smile will light up your day and he will always be there for you. He is the most fantastic person a friend can ever happen and the most awesome girlfriend a girl can ever happen. Colton likes to have fun and mess around and is always a good time to be around him. But get on his nerve and treat him the wrong way and he will fight back and you'll lose him...

Wow, this boy is so great he has to be named colton!!

by Myloveandmystarsforever May 18, 2018

colton

a beautiful specimen, a hunk of gorgeous

would you look at the colton over there? dad.

by sirfancybritishguythatislegit May 30, 2018

Colonization Syndrome

A native person who, as a long-term consequence of colonization (specifically inter-generational internalized racism), is only attracted to white people.

"don't even try to get with her, she's got a bad case of Colonization Syndrome"

by darciel November 24, 2018

Colton

The nicest boy you will ever meet. He is very emotional, and he loves Starbucks.

"Wow Colton is a coffee addict!"

"I love Colton!"

by Snowpixel October 28, 2019

Colton

Someone who uses the word Oobidiga all the time

Bro that guy said Oobidiga hes a colton

by Oobidiga February 23, 2020

Colton, CA

Colton, CA is a City in San Bernardino County but it's also part of the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Colton, CA has a neighbor Grand Terrace. Colton, CA is a small city unlike it's siblings Rancho Cucamonga or Redlands. Colton, CA has a hot tropical climate, if you buy a home there you need Air Conditioning to cool yourself. People like to exaggerate how bad is the city. Let's talk about the education, Colton, CA has their own district which is CJUSD (Colton Joint Unified School District). CJUSD is a good district. They have good teachers but not all of them. CJUSD is against Bullying and Harassment which is a problem in California. Don't think CJUSD is like MVUSD. Colton has been improving on their crimes and housing. Colton has been opening up new homes in west colton. Colton is currently working on their downtown area which I should wait for that. Colton has a good community. And it has elderly people in the city so are Latinos. No all African American or Latinos are bad in the city they have good and positive people.

I'm from Colton, CA and I lived here with my family after living in Lake Elsinore, CA. Thank You!!!

Sorry for my grammar mistakes.

Friend: I live in Fontana, CA
Other Friend: I live in Grand Terrace, CA
Me: I live in Colton, CA
Friend: I never knew that
Other Friend: Me too

by HanakoKunFan April 8, 2021