by Bucket o' Noodles January 20, 2011
Get the Cold-bobmug. by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo December 2, 2018
Get the Cold Pillowmug. 1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
by edwardbundyhands January 21, 2013
Get the Cold Sorcerermug. when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
by cJBL2 November 30, 2010
Get the cold morningmug. The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
by birdmilk July 25, 2012
Get the cold-cappedmug. The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014
Get the Cold Turkeymug. The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
by (^’.’)> hello! February 23, 2018
Get the Cold Soremug.