clusterfuck

Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.

I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.

by lh_photographer September 25, 2010

clusterfuck

The first two weeks of the Trump Presidency.

The actions and disorganization of President Trump have been a real clusterfuck.

by TruePatriot2017 February 4, 2017

career clusters

A career cluster is a group of jobs and industries that are related by skills or products.

There are career clusters in the fast food business

by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

clister

A blister on one's clit.

Oh man. My ex came to visit for the weekend and I rode him so long and hard I got a fucking clister!

by kookymiyuki May 11, 2011

clutterous

A woman who has unkempt or a messy bush. It may be overgrown and in a general state of disrepair.

I took that bitch home but her shit was clutterous, I had to pass on that mess.

by Senor_Bear May 5, 2014

clusterbation

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset

That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.

by Sturm March 31, 2008

Clister

(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.

Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.

(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."

(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.

by john2164 October 8, 2011