clock-a-lockin

To constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, especially the way GT does it to MAria

Gay T, stop clock-a-lockin me yo.

by mariafish69 September 8, 2008

mexican alarm clock

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.

Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.

by sh0gg0th December 15, 2008

clock in and do work

A more fun way of saying, "do work." Most often used when hitting on a girl.

Riley: You see that hot chick over there?
Dan: You know I do, brozay.
Riley: I'm gonna go clock in and do work on her.

by bmazz88 July 14, 2010

clock-a-lockin

to constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, the way GT does to Maria

GT, stop clock-a-lockin me yo!

by mariafish69 September 10, 2008

Creaming her clock

To ejaculate in a girl's face.

Allison: "I can't believe JJ's boyfriend email broke up with her!"
Kris: "Yeah that's worse than creaming her clock!"

by Silver Wear March 30, 2010

Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.

My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.

by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010

shot clock violation

not able to perform sexually, either getting it up or can't produce the money shot. can also be applied to a situtation of not performing under pressure.

george: "give me a sec, its cumming!!"
julia: "sorry, but that's a shot clock violation, now get off me."

by jowett November 10, 2008