chump change

Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.

Put the "chump change" in the center console. Its the least you can do - I'm driving beaatch!

by Shiznig September 13, 2005

change my shoes

code word for "taking a shit

Breakfast went right through me and now I have to go change my shoes.

by BSLMCHOUSTON March 3, 2014

Change Teams

To undergo therapy, medication and/or surgery in order to transition from one gender to the other.

In other words, to become transgender.

In light of being harassed by SJWs for being a male, Daniel decided to change teams and is now a woman named Danielle.

by RapeMyFuckingAsshole March 8, 2018

Polish Change

A change that was not based on any rational thought.

A change simply for the sake of change, often for the worse.

"If Brad Pitt were to leave Angelina Jolie for Amy Whinehouse, he'd have to be committed to an insane asylum." No, that is beyond crazy. That is a polish change.

Hugh Hefner turning the playboy mansion into a goat farm is a polish change.

by PolesCan'tFly September 15, 2010

hold some change

A statement that a broke or cheap person uses when he or she needs a loan

Yo, bro i just lost a bet. Can I hold some change?

by ihaveatoopee April 3, 2006

Tsunami Lane Change

When on a two lane highway behind a vehicle that is constantly slowing down and speeding up and therefore making it difficult to over take them, when the opportunity presents itself slam on the accelerator and pass said douchebag, cut back hard into the lane right in front of them and slam on the brakes causing them to roll over you like a Tsunami

This asshole wouldn't let me pass so I got him back with a Tsunami Lane Change

by schwarz August 19, 2007

Carnist Committee on Climate Change

Carnist Committee on Climate Change (CCCC) is a name that those in the know use to criticize global climate leaders who allow animal agriculture lobbyists to sway them and the public against discussing animal agriculture's relevant effect on climate change - which are 14.5% of total GHG according to the UN.

CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit

1. The CCCC convinced those passionate environmentalist hippies to vote for subsidizing cow farts again. The world's going to fall apart, but at least we'll have cheese-tho and bacon-tho until the end.

2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists

by Farmer Farts February 4, 2022