Fat Cancer Dog

A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.

*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*

by ClingySantiago! August 25, 2011

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tescular butt cancer

something horribly wrong with your rectom from having anal sex with to much guys

dennis u got tescular butt cancer u fucking guys pervert

by bradfelton June 17, 2009

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anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx February 19, 2011

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CC (cancerous cunt)

When someone you really hate is pissing you off you call them a CC. They don't even need to be doing anything but you can call them a CC (cancerous cunt) anyway.

I saw zak from school today and he was showing off his new car that was given to him by his parents. He was being a right CC (cancerous cunt)

by BigL1996 February 02, 2017

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testicular cancer in the head

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person

"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."

by Birdisnottheword October 03, 2021

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