Canadian History

1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else

1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!

2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!

Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!

3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties

by ColbertReporterDaily February 4, 2010

Canadian Balls

When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.

Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"

by MJazzy April 22, 2009

Canadian Beer Pong

A variation of traditional college Beer Pong (aka Beirut) designed for an uneven number of players. With 6 or 10 (or however many you want) solo cups on each side, the game is played 1 v. 1 with all other players starting on the sideline. As soon as a cup is made, the recipient of the made cup retires to the sideline with his/her cup full* of beer, and the next in line steps in to take the loser's place. Possession goes immediately back to the maker of the cup. No re-racking mid-turn. Two (2) re-racks are allowed per side. The game ends when one player makes the final cup on one of the sides. No redemptions. Additional rules: Rollbacks must be thrown behind the back. No bouncing (that's for pussies). Cups must be drained before taking a shot. House rules are always applicable and can alter aforementioned rules. *Full beers are not necessary, though preferred.

Despite the fact that I sank every cup, that uncoordinated buffoon won Canadian Beer Pong because his last shot happened to bounce off of a wounded soldier into the last cup.

Hey guys! Michael's being a lame-ass tonight so we only have 3 people willing to have fun. Let's play Canadian Beer Pong!

Hey bros! It's a Monday and I don't want to do my work. Let's play Canadian Beer Pong with full beers and get bananalated.

by Hullabahoos October 21, 2010

canadian

A polite, un-armed american with health insurance.
Also born with +10 stat boost to cold resistance, a talent for winter-sports and an in-explainable need to use silly euphemisms to describe native currency (example: looney)

"All the canadians we met were incredibly friendly, untill we picked up a hockey stick.."

by Deadpendulum December 6, 2015

Canadian

An undercover name for a group of african americans in a public place

Hey guys, make some more fried chicken, we just got a group of Canadians at table 5.

by who cares21 June 18, 2011

Canadian History

A hat-trick of gouch-licks followed by a syrup-tongued french-kiss to the rectum. Finished off with a refreshing dunk in a scalding hot Timmy's coffee (double cream, and extra sweet): body part optional

God, I love Canadian History! Can you pass a towel?

by j_lasoul February 4, 2010

canadian tattoo

When a woman slaps her partner (man or woman) on his/her face with her boobs and it leaves an imprint on the person's face. Much better than a russian tattoo.

My boyfriend gave me a russian tattoo, so I decided to give him a canadian tattoo.

by samtina September 22, 2006