by Seafarer gal October 6, 2016
Get the skank camp mug.When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.
Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
Get the desert camping mug.by Wacky wack March 8, 2020
Get the hannah camp mug.A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.
Annie: What did you do this summer?
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020
Get the IMG camp mug.Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.
I’m heading up to Martis Camp this weekend to find solitude in the simplicity of the mountains and my 11,000 square-foot home with 7 bedrooms.
by itslissaaaaaaa June 22, 2020
Get the Martis Camp mug.Not worthy of existence. Has lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass.
“You have done nothing all week, you are useless, you are CAMP JACK”
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack
“I tamed 4 Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack
“I don’t even feel bad for making fun of you” said towards a Camp Jack
by Alabora67 July 15, 2020
Get the Camp Jack mug.Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
by Alabora67 July 15, 2020
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