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Callum

Callum is a fucking sket and is moving mad atm
Callum is a cunt
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Callum

the ugliest boy you will ever meet. He is that one annoying kid in class that's only popular for doing something weird like fucking a vaccum.
Person 1: Why is he being such a Callum today?
by brycehaill May 8, 2021
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doing calculus

This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.

Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.
I was doing calculus all night long last night, now I can't sit down!
by Bevo February 14, 2005
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Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
by Henry jk January 7, 2016
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caluming

An act of violent self harm. such as slashing your wrists so hard you almost cut your hand off. people who tend to be into caluming do it not out of deep rooted depression but to gain sympathy, hence the horrific wounds. Calumers tend to be attention seekers who never fit in and pretend to like all songs in a desperate attempt to find common ground with everyone. but it fails because their scarred up freaks
he's been caluming so hard i'm surpprised he's got blood left.

caluming's totally gay
by bloodeverywhereewwww August 27, 2009
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by I am a flea of god April 8, 2019
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Callum

by yaboikushmasta May 31, 2018
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