Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 27, 2011

dusty cabbage

Sloppy seconds

Oi you dusty cabbage

by Dank Kong October 07, 2021

Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.

Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".

by Cactus_Juicy January 31, 2023

cumbersome cabbage

Another name for marijuana

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Cabbage Waptain

a state of being

I'm a cabbage waptain

by Sir Wapty Cabbage May 28, 2012

blue cabbage

Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.

"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"

by chaav May 22, 2024