California Hot-Pocket 

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

California Hot-Pocket by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

California Turnaround Coffee 

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

California Turnaround Coffee by Red_Baron March 30, 2009

california crab dangler 

The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.

Last night Carla and I got wild and I wound up giving her the california crab dangler.

california crab dangler by D_Bag November 24, 2007

California potato chips 

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

California potato chips by DiZhavano March 3, 2018

california vacation 

A Trip on some strong(Maybe even Grateful Dead Family) LSD-25.

Graham-"What's wrong with Josh?"
KT-"Oh he's taking a California vacation."

california vacation by joshua bixler January 4, 2008

California Mudslide 

In sexual intercoarse when a man shits on a womans forhead and she lets it run down her breasts

'Ah Jamies tits are so nice I'd love to california mudslide that shit"

California Mudslide by will harriott July 2, 2008

California Girl 

a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda

"You were so wasted last night! How much did you drink?"
"I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"

California Girl by ratchetherewegogo January 14, 2015