Mal-Cum

Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.

Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.

by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010

cum canvas

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.

My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

by jack offten October 31, 2007

Cum feeder

A cum feeder is a guy who likes feeding his cum to willing cocksuckers. He actually gets off on having his cum swallowed after a blowjob or fuck. Typically a cum feeder tries to feed his girlfriend or cocksucker as much cum as he can, but will never return the favour.

Sara: "Does John make you swallow it?"

Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"

by urlocal December 17, 2011

cum blemish

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.

I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Cum Cemetary

A vagina belonging to a permiscuous girl or rectal region of a man that has had many deposits of sperm. Which die and therfore become a cemetary.

"That bitch is such a cum cemetary"

by The master of Sax December 6, 2009

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.

Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018