Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.
Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.
by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010
Get the Mal-Cummug. A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.
My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
by jack offten October 31, 2007
Get the cum canvasmug. A cum feeder is a guy who likes feeding his cum to willing cocksuckers. He actually gets off on having his cum swallowed after a blowjob or fuck. Typically a cum feeder tries to feed his girlfriend or cocksucker as much cum as he can, but will never return the favour.
Sara: "Does John make you swallow it?"
Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"
Jane: "Are you kidding? He's a total cum feeder. He say's he'll break up with me if I don't swallow it!"
by urlocal December 17, 2011
Get the Cum feedermug. I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the cum blemishmug. A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
Get the Cum guymug. Cum Nazi is a "catch all" term for an entity, situation or item that stops the delivery of ejaculatory fluid in any capacity or uses lack of sex as forfeit. For example a prophylactic could be referred to as a Cum Nazi, or a female who is punishing a significant other by withdrawing copulation.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Example one:
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."
by Life-Form August 26, 2019
Get the Cum Nazimug. The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.
James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.
by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017
Get the Pizza Cummug.