A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 14, 2020
A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020
After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.
by Stormin Norman October 01, 2015
Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad
by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020
by GoGoDaddy69 July 17, 2017
Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?
Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."
Bro1: Nice...
Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."
Bro1: Nice...
by thatguy024 February 20, 2014