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Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
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Classic Drew

Verb / When one purposefully takes the conversation in a totally different direction because they have been backed into a corner and give-up on defending their position. They then usually deflect to something personal, which the other members of the conversation have no interest in.
Kid A: "If it's a local small town artist, you show appreciation."
Kid B: "Do you equally appreciate Collin and Andrew as artists?"
Kid A: i have as much playtime on my 1 character on Xbox as i do on steam borderlands
Kid B: "Classic Drew. Nice."
by Noggin Clontith November 8, 2018
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Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.
Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC
by heavygrape August 4, 2022
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Victor classic

A move that was created by the bald guy named Victor. The move is catching air in game knockout city. Its very bad, if u do that ur get yelled on by your teammates
Oh no he did a Victor classic again
by Joe's bestfriend November 25, 2021
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Classic White Girl

Your classic American white girl NPC that is set to the default settings. Usually wears some ugly ass oversized hoodie, drinks a venti with every fucking possible add on and topping, dumb af, cannot operate without attention, and off switch is yet to be found
Classic white girls are stupid and are NPCs
by Biggie-Cheesie February 14, 2023
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Classic Fairman

1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.

2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
by trollmaster0511 July 27, 2022
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classic female experience

never being able to cum
"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
by number1joelhater July 19, 2024
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