Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

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Choke and slide

When he come thru and give you some amazing dick then proceeds to leave!

Jessica had been a bad girl so Jermaine came to give her that choke and slide.

by Damnwhatthefqk April 18, 2017

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choking your drawls

The act of masturbation

Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017

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Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

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cherry choke

When someone puts a gag in your mouth and cherry in you asshole.

Man I got cherry choked so good last night, that I think I'm growing a cherry tree out my ass.

Daniel tried to cherry choke me and I said, "HELL NO!"

by Chris Cring"lol" October 6, 2017

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