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Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
by Bochy e December 4, 2019
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Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.
I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.
by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020
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Bum rat

A person who is being really annoying
damn noah is being such bum rat today
by I will kill April 9, 2020
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Bum zua

Describes the statues beeing on to much drugs.
Drugs like E's, speck or braunes and many more.
Oida du bist ja bum zua alter
by Chü April 29, 2020
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Bum Sauce

The liquid that is held between the cheeks of your ass that smells like a mixture of sweat and shit.
Person 1: Dude, I was sitting down all day, and I've accumulated some Bum Sauce
Person 2: EEEWW!! THAT'S GROSS! AIN'T NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BUM SAUCE!!
by Jeffery Deadstein May 12, 2020
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Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.
She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.
by bigpiece June 17, 2020
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Shooty bum

A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically
Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh
Friend:wtf was that?!

Me : just had really bad shooty bum
by Jolly shmoe June 26, 2020
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