Buffalo Ass Bitch

Patrick Peck

DOUCHE 1: Hey bro did you see that guy Patrick Peck last night?
DOUCHE 2: Yeah, he’s a real buffalo ass bitch

by Chief strongbow January 21, 2019

Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

To slowly sell out or change.

Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo.

by Don Johnson April 7, 2005

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.

My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

by Tnays Fayjan January 16, 2009

Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour

A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.

Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!

Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!

by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009

slowly going the way of the buffalo

When an individual or group of individuals eventually 'sells out'.

"Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo".

by Dewie May 13, 2005

Wind on the Buffalo Grass

Not dissimilar to a people without a history.

A People without a history is like wind on the Buffalo grass. - Siouz nation proverb

by ^-^ SexxiChic December 24, 2005