Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

by Necrot December 23, 2021

wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"

by egbb June 3, 2015

Waifu blast

When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.

Why does he have that body pillow? So he can waifu blast it like the lame virgin he is.

by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020

Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.

I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.

by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017