Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human

Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?

by Willie the wank sesh March 2, 2019

Deez on a biscuit

Dry custard mustard, Hubble tellescope, saying “ah damn my nose hurts, anyone got some poly?” When ur feeling funk, stinky n**,can u bless me a sting ? , broooo sell me a p for 20, u got a kleenex?

“Don’t mind sneeze! I got sneeze a deez on a biscuit!”

by bouleth July 8, 2022

biscuit chin

When you get a double chin after gorging on donuts and fist loads of Red Lobster biscuits.

Yo babe, slow down on those donuts or you're gonna grow a biscuit chin.

by elpulpo June 3, 2017

Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Biscuit Club

A group of friends that are awkward, amazing and original . Free thinking people who live for each others friendship.

Those guys are so weird.
-Yeah that's just the biscuit club.

by HonBiscuit August 31, 2014

Raw Biscuit

When a man inserts his penis straight into an unsuspecting victim's ass, no lube required. This may cause pain and discomfort to the end receiver, however this is very common.

Person 1: Where is Tom??
Person 2: Preforming Raw Biscuit on his younger sister...

by HMND1 October 30, 2020

coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.

That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.

by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017