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dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl
A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it
by misterstanwood August 24, 2011
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Eef beef

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Person 1: Cave update?
Mojang: EEF. B. E. E!!!!!!!!
Or
Person 1: Eef beef?

Person 2: EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: eeeee, eef beef! Eef beef Eef!
by Eef beef September 11, 2019
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Droppin’ Beef

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.
The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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Beef Stain

A Beef Stain is when you fart so hard and hot that your balls begin to sweat.
I got a beef stain after waiting for the bus for 30 minutes in the sun.
by BlkIrishMan August 10, 2015
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master beef

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021
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Here's the beef!

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.
When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters "Here's the beef!".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008
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beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.
"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"
by Mule July 24, 2008
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