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Canada's History

A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.

It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.

Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
Well we heard that the frat around the corner does a ritual including "Canada's History"
by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
Hey stud, you wanna teach me Canada's History?
by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.
by thekaji March 18, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which the man sits in a corner in the fetal position while the woman wears a crown and takes a dump on him and waves at random objects around the room as the prime minister walks in and takes your money.
Dude, Canada's History sucks, I should have stuck with the beaver.
by Konfucius25 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.

Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!
by afrijapc February 4, 2010
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Black History Month

A month where roles become reversed and black people own white people like they are slaves.
Tyrone:Come on Sahara you have to suck me off it’s black history month!
by año punkis February 17, 2021
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the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
by Nick D October 27, 2004
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