A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.
by thekaji March 18, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which the man sits in a corner in the fetal position while the woman wears a crown and takes a dump on him and waves at random objects around the room as the prime minister walks in and takes your money.
by Konfucius25 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
by afrijapc February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by año punkis February 17, 2021
Get the Black History Monthmug. The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
by Nick D October 27, 2004
Get the the biggest chokers in historymug.