bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.

For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."

by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013

Platinum Bass

Term used to describe someone who's a massive bottom.

"Dude, he's a total Platinum Bass."

by Snake451 July 7, 2022

The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.

"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"

by Viorel25 June 18, 2024

Archie Bass

A widely known person with MCS and often refers to his friends as chaps.

"Archie Bass you're MCS'ing right now."

by GenerousWombat83 July 21, 2022

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Damn Bass Stereo

A stereo system that makes good 'noise' especially to the bass end. Good enough to make a listener forget the slight homophone simillarity between 'damb ass' and 'damn bass' and just scream "...damn bass stereo, baby!"

"Trap traps me inside that damn bass stereo I bought"

by Lil Ted April 18, 2018