A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
by Tkovacs November 02, 2020
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 11, 2017
by Wide Eg April 07, 2022
by GIG_Chad May 21, 2023
The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.
by SophiaMane December 30, 2020