Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."

by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

bud flood

The act of shitting oneself upon drinking five or more bud lights in a sitting.

Ex. "Why were you in the shitter so long"

"Got the bud flood bruh"
"Oh. Gotchu fam."

by Zebrasnuggie June 8, 2016

beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.

"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."

by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013

ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.

"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021

Yellow Cotton Bud

A Cotton Bud that is already used, The cotton part is Ochre or Yellow

1: Bro what's that?
2: Yellow Cotton Bud

by IHateIPhoneUsers September 26, 2020

Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections

Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Bud

Someone you can always count on to play Minecraft with you.

Also short for “Buddy”

“Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?”
“Yeah sure let’s go play Minecraft.
They are now buds.

by nijin October 15, 2019