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Mike Coxlong

Better variation of mike oxlong

People named Mike Coxlong have a 99 percent of stealing your girl
Oh shit bro look, it's Mike Coxlong I heard he was chilling with gabe itch yesterday.
by drip collector April 3, 2020
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Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
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Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.
Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.
by Of Course. June 11, 2018
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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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Mike Vibes

when you got hate on your mind or heart for these dimes, bitches, hoes, manglas, etc. and it’s fuck them
these dimes been doing me wrong since the sandbox so fuck it i’m on my mike vibes.
by playboi mike November 5, 2019
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Miscarriage Mike

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike
by Meme lords October 18, 2018
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mike & megan

Two souls drawn to each other bypassing distance & time. The true definition of passion. Sexual compatibility is an understatement. Destined to journey through life hand in hand through to the hereafter. If love had a face it's reflection would mirror off each other's eyes. From the first kiss til death do they part only to reunite as they first intertwined; two souls drawn to one another bypassing distance and time.
Since December 16th 2014, Mike & Megan have been loves symbiosis.
by BigRev&PolishBarbie121614 March 2, 2016
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