Talkin basket

When you're having a conversation with a friend and some guy just enters your conversation and starts talkin about basketball making your friend lose interest in your previous conversation.

Hey Cesar, stop talkin basket with Jeriel.

Yo Daniel, i was talkin to Jeriel about Raid Shadow Legends and Cesar just came in and started talkin basket.

by Vince the nigger February 23, 2020

Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

by Cyprian Rose November 14, 2020

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

Basket Weaver

The act of cleaning/ brushing ones teeth with vaginal discharge daily.

“Did you see Sarah? Her teeth are so clean. Do you think she is a basket weaver?”

by basketweaver124 November 28, 2020

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

Basket-in-one

What people who do not play disc golf call a shot that the professionals call an "ace" or getting your disc in the basket in one amazingly skilled throw (hole in one). Not to be confused with a black ace or a brown ace - just a regular old ace.

Gee willikers - did you see that basket-in-one throw that Jimmy just made with his frisbee?

by Riskybusiness2468 October 11, 2020

Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017