Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Fruitastic basket

one who wears fruity clothes

jesse is a fruitastic basket

by tofutown March 15, 2008

Basket

The metal frame that holds all the components of a subwoofer together. The basket's rigidity and resistance to resonance help determine the sub's sound quality.
The metal frame that holds all the components of a subwoofer together. The basket's rigidity and resistance to resonance help determine the sub's sound quality.

The speaker basket doesn’t fit .

by HAPON_ITO808 November 14, 2023

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Fruit Basket

To shove several types of fruit into ones anus.

Heres a fruit basket for your loss

by DonnieDarko 028 July 18, 2017

Yogurt Basket

When a group of guys cum in someone's ass.

We gave that bitch a yogurt basket.

by Skimlog April 18, 2018

apple basket

how much LSD a homie has and if you can get any.

yo Brian how many apples you have in your apple basket

by BIGBOIGUCCIFLIPFLOP69 November 24, 2018