Alanis, the Regina George of middle school and high school. She may be pretty but don't get fooled like in the song lucid dreams "who knew evil girls had the prettiest face" that's Alanis. Talks shit about everyone but never says it to their face. she is so mean and a big ass bully. She is flat asf even though she think she thicc. Don't mess with an Alanis they are fake and aren't worth your time.
Damn, that Alanis is a fake bitch.
by Dat one hoe March 3, 2019
Get the Alanis mug.1) A redheaded beauty with a cracked Lula. According to Randall
2) Something you say to express great anger or frustration, especially when you're on the toilet trying to pop a big one out.
3) A lovely bitch from hell with large meat curtains.
2) Something you say to express great anger or frustration, especially when you're on the toilet trying to pop a big one out.
3) A lovely bitch from hell with large meat curtains.
1) That girl Katie is such an alanna, she's so pretty, even though she has a cracked Lula. According to Randall
2) Oh alanna! I just made a large poop!
3)Jessica looks like an alanna today with her flappy lips down south.
2) Oh alanna! I just made a large poop!
3)Jessica looks like an alanna today with her flappy lips down south.
by Jorge Ohh February 1, 2008
Get the alanna mug.1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.
2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 10, 2008
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Guy 2: You fucking idiot it's called an Alan Cradle
Guy 2: You fucking idiot it's called an Alan Cradle
by Majuini0r April 27, 2019
Get the Alan Cradle mug.Alan is a fat bitch he thinks he dresses good but doesn’t. He sucks one of his friends off usually at all times. HE IS VERY FAT. HE GETS NO GIRLS AT ALL and he will most likely have a small penis
by Jorgeeeeeee October 21, 2019
Get the Alan mug.A tall ginger that goes to college in the coldest place on earth. He is a magic guru that loves to live the dream. He plays rugby and loves to cuddle Alex Klein and Conner Woodruff. He has an apprentice to the AFC championship circuit because he is the reining champ. His apprentice's name is Sam Blair who has a man crush on Matt Honorato and John Martin. They Go to the "gym" with each other and play with balls. They hang out with some dirty hipsters named Don and Nick who want be Ben RAHA, a giant man who is just a big cuddly bear. This group of people all idolize the two coolest human being in the world. Oliver Bender and Pete Swiz
guy 1: I want to have the life of Alan Brown.
guy 2: well duh... he gets to hang out with Pete Swiz and Oliver Bender
guy 2: well duh... he gets to hang out with Pete Swiz and Oliver Bender
by sunypburgh January 24, 2011
Get the Alan Brown mug.An Alan usually spends most of his day sucking dick mostly 4 inches long. An Alan can also be gay and he tends to use his 1 cm dick and tries to stick it in his mouth but he will just be there all day trying to put it in his mouth. But don’t mistake that because they are usually really cool and funny
by Scotmanallda May 22, 2018
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