No, not a bird for you flaky bird lovers...this is for any of you with friends who love to pass out at parties...and they're impossible to wake up...have fun with this one.
The "Asian Peacock" began showing its plumage in the late 90's at parties across Western Canada. What would happen, is that the first person to pass out at the party would be stood up and bent over the bed and had their pants and underwear pulled down around his (or her) ankles.
From there, any of the people in attendance who "happened" to have a Asian fan(ooooh, the ladies were sweating and began to fan themselves - that kind of fan - popular in Eastern Asian fashion)...would insert the end of the fan INTO the ass of the passed-out person. Open the fan, and you have yourselves an "Asian Peacock" - named after the fashion popular in Eastern Asia.
Pictures of the famed peacocks can be found anywhere on the web...sales of fans are skyrocketing across North America once again...in as many designs that can possibly be made...industry booms overnight.
The "Asian Peacock" began showing its plumage in the late 90's at parties across Western Canada. What would happen, is that the first person to pass out at the party would be stood up and bent over the bed and had their pants and underwear pulled down around his (or her) ankles.
From there, any of the people in attendance who "happened" to have a Asian fan(ooooh, the ladies were sweating and began to fan themselves - that kind of fan - popular in Eastern Asian fashion)...would insert the end of the fan INTO the ass of the passed-out person. Open the fan, and you have yourselves an "Asian Peacock" - named after the fashion popular in Eastern Asia.
Pictures of the famed peacocks can be found anywhere on the web...sales of fans are skyrocketing across North America once again...in as many designs that can possibly be made...industry booms overnight.
by Renslips September 26, 2008
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95%-100% - Good, keep up the good work.
90%-95% - Why didn't you get 100?
85%-90 - They will give you a lecture.
80%-85% - They will give you a harsh lecture.
75%-80%- They will make you cry by yelling at you or hurt you (trust me, my brother, 20 years old still have tears when he was yelled at)
70%-75% - They might hurt you badly or take away your stuff.
65%-70% - They will hurt you real bad and will talk to your teacher
60%-65% - They will hurt you real bad and will not talk to you for a long period of time.
60% lower - A big fat 0 between you and your parents.
Some other bad things that Asian kids hate are:
No 10:00 PM up.
No go outside at night.
No long hair.
No B,C,D,F.
No game or less amount of gaming.
To summarize all, NO FREEDOM.
Well, if you read this much, you probably thoughthat Asian parents are stupid. But actually, here's the truth about them:
They love you.
They just want good future for you.
They yell and lecture you because they want you to learn a lesson.
When you gt a bruise, they will recover it for you.
I'm an Asian myself, and when I was a kid, I hate my patents. But then I realize, that they are not devils. Hope this help!
95%-100% - Good, keep up the good work.
90%-95% - Why didn't you get 100?
85%-90 - They will give you a lecture.
80%-85% - They will give you a harsh lecture.
75%-80%- They will make you cry by yelling at you or hurt you (trust me, my brother, 20 years old still have tears when he was yelled at)
70%-75% - They might hurt you badly or take away your stuff.
65%-70% - They will hurt you real bad and will talk to your teacher
60%-65% - They will hurt you real bad and will not talk to you for a long period of time.
60% lower - A big fat 0 between you and your parents.
Some other bad things that Asian kids hate are:
No 10:00 PM up.
No go outside at night.
No long hair.
No B,C,D,F.
No game or less amount of gaming.
To summarize all, NO FREEDOM.
Well, if you read this much, you probably thoughthat Asian parents are stupid. But actually, here's the truth about them:
They love you.
They just want good future for you.
They yell and lecture you because they want you to learn a lesson.
When you gt a bruise, they will recover it for you.
I'm an Asian myself, and when I was a kid, I hate my patents. But then I realize, that they are not devils. Hope this help!
Asian Parents: Hey son, where your report card?
Kid: *give report card*
Asian Parents: A... A... A... A... B(on math). *put down report card*
Asian Parents: You are a disgrace to the Vietnam. B? On Math? Stupid!
Kid: *fall from a three feet high wall*
Asian Parents: OMG son!
Kid: *give report card*
Asian Parents: A... A... A... A... B(on math). *put down report card*
Asian Parents: You are a disgrace to the Vietnam. B? On Math? Stupid!
Kid: *fall from a three feet high wall*
Asian Parents: OMG son!
by Notasbad July 31, 2012
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by italianman October 30, 2010
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a bogan asian usually has an identity crisis. One day they seem Australian the other day the pretend to be from mainland China. When a bogan Asian tries to drink a beer, they usually put their whole mouth over the neck the beer which causes the beer to froth into their face.
a bogan asian usually has an identity crisis. One day they seem Australian the other day the pretend to be from mainland China. When a bogan Asian tries to drink a beer, they usually put their whole mouth over the neck the beer which causes the beer to froth into their face.
by damn-it-P October 30, 2017
Get the bogan asian mug.The kind of parents where if you get 19/20 they would spank your ass so hard you would spill blood. So if the kid get 0/20, there would literally be mass murder from the parents.
Jeff: (oh hell no, help me jesus) Uhm... I got 0/20...
Asian parents: It's okay sweetheart, we're just gonna prepare the nuke and all of our guns. And use it, on you.
God: okay that's enough bullshit I'm taking the child
Asian parents: It's okay sweetheart, we're just gonna prepare the nuke and all of our guns. And use it, on you.
God: okay that's enough bullshit I'm taking the child
by No trash here ;) December 10, 2020
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Get the Asian Midnight mug.1. (Most common) A slightly, strange/weird or insecure white guy who is considered unattractive by white women, and made fun of by other white males. His only option is to go after the white man's easiest target. In HIS case this would be an Asian female (usually not a hot one), these girls love white guys and will practically fall in love with any white guy who talks to them. This white guy usually has male Asian friends just so he can feel like he is the "biggest" when in reality his dick is the same size as theirs.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it.
3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys.
4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are.
5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it.
3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys.
4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are.
5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy.
Asian guy 1: Hey look another white guy with his Asian girlfriend, that’s like the third couple I have seen today!
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants.
Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers.
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants.
Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers.
by TruthTellAll December 9, 2008
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