by Kaliegh Pickles June 6, 2018
Get the Joke Acceptedmug. AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
Get the Timeless Jokemug. Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
Get the Josh Jokemug. When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead
Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage
by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018
Get the Joke miscarriagemug. Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.
Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
by Kirby? August 18, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Jokemug. Origin - Outback Australia
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good
Scenario 1
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko
by aussiebob232 January 23, 2018
Get the she's jokemug. An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.
Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
by GordonsLover December 14, 2021
Get the Gael jokemug.