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Vermont turn-around

Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.

As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”
by Nifs September 12, 2020
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Once Around The Horn

When a male or female feels the urge to take sexual experiences to the next level by licking ones asshole, 1 time around the circumference of the acutal brown star, brown star is another defination that I will get to at a later date but should be self explanitory!!
donny gave shelly a rim job yesterday but only went once around the horn due to the fact her asshole tasted like a copper penny with dirt on it.
by RyanPatrick October 30, 2007
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Push the Porsche Around

A girl putting a finger up a man's anus while giving head.
She wasn't too good at head, but she really got my motor running when she started to push the porsche around.
by Angela UNH February 15, 2009
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Hungarian Reach Around

It involves four condoms, a ballpoint pen and a sink plunger: you can work out the rest from there.
I gave her the Hungarian Reach Around yesterday, I think it went quite well, up until she ejaculated away all of her bodily fluids
by danesbury December 22, 2014
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singapore reach around

Typically the reach arounder is behind the reach aroundee on thier knees, and from below reaches up between the legs in a motion not dissimilar to a bowling follow though. The reach arounder then tenderly grasps the reach aroundee's ball sack and gives a gentle squeeze. A squeeze akin to one that you would use while choosing peaches at a market in Singapore.
The TSA agent practically gave me a singapore reach around when he searched me.
by Singapore Steve September 10, 2011
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around the way girl

The really cute/hot girl than every neighborhood(usually urban) has and that everyone wants to date/sleep with. There are usually rumors about this girl since no one is actually brave enough to approach her..............except LL Cool J.
".....Around the way you're like a neighborhood jewel
All the home boys sweat you so you're crazy cool...............While the businessmen in suits be hawking you........."

- Adapted from LL Cool J's song "Around the Way Girl"
- I know the example does not contain the actual phrase, but it gets the idea across.
by Neo June 22, 2003
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wrap around porch

excessive, unkempt, female pubic hair that encompasses the vaginal and anal region.
I can't believe Geoffery went down on Shirley because I've seen her "wrap around porch" creeping out of her swimsuit.
by tapewormzoo April 10, 2010
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