Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"

I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .

by EL-KABONG! September 25, 2007

Angry Whopper

When you are having intercourse you suddenly, and unexpectedly pull out and put in to her ass. Thus making her angry. Then, when you have finished, or she has pissed you off too much, you remove your dick and smack her in the face with it.

"Man my girlfriend was being a total bitch, so I totally gave her an angry whopper."

by Prag690 January 24, 2009

Angry Blue Devil

After a bitch blue balls you, your bro avenges you by skeeting early in the bitch's face and then pokes her in the eyes with a devil horn hand. All while screaming "HORNS UP, SLUT!"

It's cool bro, she is a dumb slore, I will give her the Angry Blue Devil later.

by Chiefy Chief April 30, 2011

angry dinosaur

Sucking the fart out of a men's ass and blowing across a lighter while yelling raaaahwwww.

I made your mom do the angry dinosaur last night.

by Ewk221987 January 24, 2017

Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009

Angry Dragon

As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.

Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.

She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon!

I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.

by readhead scott January 11, 2009