anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.

The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.

by Maygmom October 30, 2011

Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai

Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight

by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021

Anal Alley

The fictional place to describe the act of having anal sex.

Joe: Did you take that girl home from the bar last night?

Jim: I did, and we went to anal alley!

by Ryan1111117 December 17, 2013

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 21, 2019

Anal Drizzle

When moisture is formed within the bumcheeks, in the form of sweat. Occasionally, liquidised poo can be mistaken for anal drizzle, resulting in a sticky brown leg. Anal drizzle can be used in hilarious situations, like a pootash for maximum affect.

Matt: Oh Dave, I have the tastiest anal drizzle building up inside my arse cheeks! Lets pootash Johnny again!

Dave: Are you sure it's not actual poo again?

by WhenYouPOOYourself! December 27, 2010

Anal Motocross

Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.

Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.

by Ducklephant April 29, 2020