Elijah Massey

A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
You suck Elijah Massey
by Mhrheh December 01, 2021
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Elijah Beltzer syndrome

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome
by Dr.Richard Pryor January 01, 2024
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Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac
by milk god June 07, 2021
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hi elijah

The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.
Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
by Betty Noir April 12, 2018
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Elijah Guest

I like you so fucking much, Youre the cutuest slave ive ever owned🤤
Sorry If you hate me for this lmao.

To: Elijah Guest
From: Me lmao
by JPark03 October 13, 2017
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Aiden Elijah

He is the hottest guy on the planet and is the best person ever
Aiden Elijah is so hot
by February 20, 2022
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Elijah Davidson

Elijah Davidson Is a Musician, Actor, CEO, Film Director, Music Producer, ETC, Overall just a Public Figure.
He runs Companies such as "ED INC" (Elijah Davidson INC) Jailhouse Studios, ETC.
He has once won an Award for Best Vocalist at a Red Carpet event with Soundstage4 at just The age of 13.
Have you heard the new Track Produced by Elijah Davidson? It Goes Hard!
by Rog Chafee June 23, 2022
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