Perfect African Goddess.

Perfect African Goddess is a term used to describe Nobuhle Vila...

I can still remember the day I met the Perfect African Goddess., in Ermelo, wearing sexy outfit, and open heels, just for me.

by Kay JvR September 2, 2023

The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"

"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"

by African war lord June 22, 2019

African Tourettes

That one black kid who won’t stop trapping out, throwing gang signs, and making bird noises in the halls.

“Sorry teacher, I would’ve gotten here sooner if Jamal didn’t have African Tourettes.”

by William Payton Gutierrez October 19, 2017

African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s

Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there

by Bekromorphis February 9, 2019

Lone African

That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.

White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"

by cwisticwistina August 31, 2013

Africanized

When a non black woman takes big black cock and begins to integrate more into the African culture than her own

Hey is Stacy free tomorrow night
You didn't hear? She's Africanized now, she don't want a white boy like you

by africanu September 20, 2020

African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025