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Stallon Addict

A person who believes that Sylvester Stallon is a Demi-God and has every Stallon movie memorized.

A person who actually believes the Rocky Movies are real.
Dude Mike is such a Stallon Addict, dude thinks the movie Cobra was based on a true story.

The guys who hang out there are Stallon Addicts. They just say lines from Rocky all day.
by TBels August 9, 2017
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gambling addiction ngl

a sentence used when your friend/mutual is addicted to rolling odds
by VrosserLolz May 26, 2024
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drug addiction enabler

drug addiction enabler

Enabling is a term often used in the context of a relationship with an addict. It might be a drug addict or alcoholic, a gambler, or a compulsive overeater. Enablers, rather than addicts, suffer the effects of the addict's behavior. Enabling is “removing the natural consequences to the addict of his or her behavior.”

How to do it wrong: Young woman comes home and asks her parents for $500 for rent. They ask why she can’t pay her rent. She says she lost her wallet and she had all her rent money in it. Although she was short on her rent the month before and she has been sick a lot lately, the parents don’t ask any more questions. They get her the cash and she leaves. (aka - drug addiction enabler)
How to do it wrong: Young woman comes home and asks her parents for $500 for rent. They ask why she can’t pay her rent. She says she lost her wallet and she had all her rent money in it. Although she was short on her rent the month before and she has been sick a lot lately, the parents don’t ask any more questions. They get her the cash and she leaves. (aka - drug addiction enabler)
by lesser of 2 eviles July 28, 2016
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Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
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Naruto Addict

THIS IS WHAT U CALL A GUY WHO FUCKING RUINS EVERY SHOW OR ANIME JUST BY EXPLAINING COMPLETE NARUTO THEY DONT LEAVE OUT A SINGLE FUCKING DETAIL
Allen:OMG SASUKE IS SUCH A BADASS AND NARUTO IS...-
Jay:JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP U NARUTO ADDICT
by oakjfiuisdfmjifu October 10, 2021
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Crack Addicts

someone who smokes an immense amount of crack-cocaine
Man: Yo some crack addicts are fucking in my basement right now, with an Opossum.
Nigger: That sounds like a hootin-hollerin time
by Buttrmlk October 29, 2019
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alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.
Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.
by TedPaul October 22, 2018
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