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April 14 ( kick balls )

National kick balls day. This is the day girls get back at boys for slapping our ass.
April 14 ( kick balls ) your allowed to kick with your foot on a boys balls
by Hit that April 11, 2019
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April 15th

The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!
"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"
by moobihhh April 12, 2019
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April 17

April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉
by 😉😏 April 16, 2019
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April Ethereal

1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.

2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.
1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.

2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.
by Adagio November 21, 2010
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april 22

National fuck all pricks day. Not fuc👌🏻k 👈🏻, fuck as in🖕🏻Fuck you.
It’s April 22, national fuck all pricks day.
by Hi, I’m not a prick May 29, 2018
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April 16

I’m finna Kiss her on April 16
by Yo average freak April 15, 2019
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April 3

Only the cool ricest people we’re born on this day. If you we’re born on April 3 you are really funny and kind. You are also a really freaking talented. You can sing and play percussion pretty guccitastically. You are extremely good at coming up with puns. They always make you LOL laugh out loud. They always look out for your best interest, they tell you that you shouldn’t do dumb parkour or play with scissors. Also if your born on this day you are officially the best girlfriend. It even says it on your birth certificate! 🎴🎴🎴lol
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Sarah: Did you hear Ava is born on April 3?
Anita: Know way! That’s the cool ricest birthday!
by Flower_Playing_Card December 13, 2019
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