Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
by fsunoles August 31, 2011
Get the addiction to lurkingmug. A crappy series of BSO (bike shaped object) that can be found in the shelves of dollar tree. Merely worded to as an advertising scam.
Bella: got a new bike from the Scott Addict RC series
Srey: bruh i have the whole scott Addict RC series i bought with just $8 from dollar tree, those things are crap.
Srey: bruh i have the whole scott Addict RC series i bought with just $8 from dollar tree, those things are crap.
by Knmagor May 11, 2023
Get the Scott Addict RC seriesmug. .
《¤》Humans《¤》Are《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》Expressing《¤》To《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》To《¤》Use《¤》The《¤》Pen《¤》Tool《¤》In《¤》Adobe《¤》Photoshop《¤》
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Humans《¤》Are《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》Expressing《¤》To《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》To《¤》Use《¤》The《¤》Pen《¤》Tool《¤》In《¤》Adobe《¤》Photoshop《¤》mug. A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...
Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*
by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024
Get the Gaming Addictmug. by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
Get the syrian refugee kebab addictmug. When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.
by orangered May 13, 2022
Get the p addictmug. Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.
by riverslover94 February 18, 2025
Get the Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safarimug.