Taco Punch

When a female is punched directly in the taco. The female version of getting racked.

Did you see that? Dick just dropped too one knee and did a double taco punch on Jane. She deserved tho she racked him hard.

by Sidnous May 03, 2010

Taco Kick

The act of kicking a women in the vagina.

Erika was in class and I gave her a Taco Kick.

by mph03 August 28, 2008

Paco Taco

The act of Blowing ones nose into a vagina.

Person with vagina: Babe can you paco taco me?
Babe: Sure, it's your lucky day! I have a runny nose.

by Pacotaco20 July 31, 2018

Butt taco

When a man slides his penis back and forth between another persons buttcheeks. No penatration...of course.

Dude #1 : "Did you have sex with her last night?"
Dude #2 : "No, but we did a butt taco."

by Lady Fu July 29, 2012

taco Jessus

A really good taco

I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus

by butterwolf November 10, 2017

Hoppy Taco

When a woman has an orgasm so strong it starts at her clitoris and end at her toes, making her legs shake uncontrollably.

Bro: How was that Tinder date last night?
Guy: You know, I gave her that Hoppy Taco.

by Hoppy T December 17, 2017

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 June 07, 2011