Taco Slappin'

The rythmic grinding together of two snatches.

Paula and Brittney sure made a great film "Taco Slappin'".

by Fishfry December 15, 2008

Taco Punch

When a female is punched directly in the taco. The female version of getting racked.

Did you see that? Dick just dropped too one knee and did a double taco punch on Jane. She deserved tho she racked him hard.

by Sidnous May 2, 2010

Butt taco

When a man slides his penis back and forth between another persons buttcheeks. No penatration...of course.

Dude #1 : "Did you have sex with her last night?"
Dude #2 : "No, but we did a butt taco."

by Lady Fu July 29, 2012

Paco Taco

The act of Blowing ones nose into a vagina.

Person with vagina: Babe can you paco taco me?
Babe: Sure, it's your lucky day! I have a runny nose.

by Pacotaco20 July 31, 2018

Trouser Taco

A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.

It's hot as hell, how's that trouser taco smell?

by CarryMeHome August 5, 2017

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011