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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
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Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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2point slow

also know as 2.0 liter in volkswagons
yo hes got a 2point slow ha my 94 prelude with vtech would destroy it
by joe gomes October 3, 2007
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Slow

Ameet is slow
by Murpmurpmurpidymurp June 2, 2025
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Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice
Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home
by King leo69 January 26, 2021
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Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.
maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up
by Sleeksays November 20, 2018
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