fuck in a bucket 

Similar to phrases like oh my god or jesus christ, fuck-in-a-bucket is meant to be exlamatory or an adjective to describe someone particularly insane or eccentric.

"Oh fuck in a bucket, Suzy got caught drunk driving."

"She's such a fuck in a bucket."

fuck in a bucket by queen.padme.amidala June 18, 2006

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? 

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

running fuck at a rolling doughnut 

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

running fuck at a rolling doughnut by hughster February 7, 2018

fuck like a champ

Part of the awesomeness that only certain men can ascertain throughout a life of drunken debauchery. Also, just banging better than your average man.

person 1:He fucked her forever last night.

person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."

Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!

fuck like a champ by Dr. Pussy December 28, 2010

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck 

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

Fuck like a sexy tiger 

Someone who fucks with power and strength.
Usually involving jokes or sexual intercourse.

Hear about Curran? I heard he can Fuck like a sexy tiger.

Fuck like a sexy tiger by DamnThat'sASexyBitch May 26, 2011

Fuck'n A 

An exclamation used when anything, good OR bad happens.

There is never a bad time to use the phrase "Fuck'n A".

Guy: "Dude! I heard you copped some fatty dome from your friends mom last night! Good work!"
You: "Fuck'n A man, you know I did!"

or

Friend: "Bro, you sucked off a goat in a drunken rage last night... And you still got some skeet on your douche goggles..."
You: "AWWW, FUCK'N A why didn't you stop me?"

Fuck'n A by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009